DISCLAIMER:
The characters and incidents that appear in the following write-up are far from being fictional. They really do exist! I repeat, this is NOT a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. Sarcastic overtones are definitely intended.
If there is one thing relatives, neighbours, and long lost/never-before-seen acquaintances have in common, it’s this:
The ability to pop right into our lives, especially when our board exam results are to be declared…
Or at least, that was what I’d thought too. Then I took up engineering, and realized that there were far worse things the above-mentioned group was capable of! It starts off with innocuous questions/comments all through the initial years:
“Which branch did you choose?”
“Oh! You took EC. So is it easy?”
( Of course! It’s so easy I could pass all my exams even if I write with my eyes closed.)
“Do you have any supplis?” ( In case you didn’t understand the term, that’s what we Malayalis lovingly call backlogs.)
“You’re an engineer in the making! Can you fix TV, washing machine… (fill in other relevant electronic appliances)
(Yeah! Sure, why not! P.S – Rocket science is my specialty too. *eye roll*)
“How did the campus selection go? Did you get placed?”
“Why haven’t you enrolled for any GATE/CAT/GRE coaching classes?”
“GATE is just for people who want to do M.Tech, right?” (Noooooo….)
” What are your plans after B.Tech?”
(Here’s a thought: why don’t you first let me complete my B.Tech with some peace of mind.)
Some people have the nerve to tell me this – “M.Tech is the best option for girls because then you can go into the teaching field.”
(Newsflash – Hello, this isn’t the 19th century! )
These comprise just the tip of the iceberg. The “attacks” tend to intensify once you reach the seventh semester (S7), and then it gets a lot worse. This can be mostly attributed to the fact that most companies hold campus recruitments in S7. Come S7, and suddenly you’ll find yourself being sought out for all the wrong reasons. It’s almost like you have a flashing neon sign hanging over your head that reads “Ask me about my future plans!”. Talks about recruitment become an icebreaker, and your career – something that most people think they should provide an opinion about. God forbid, you say something along the lines of “I still haven’t made up mind” and all hell breaks loose. Naturally, these kinds of inquisitions are no inferior to attendance shortage, backlogs, “standard” textbooks, Kerala University, horrible viva sessions, project evaluations and the like.
For all the trouble that it causes, S7 might seem to be over in the blink of an eye. By the time S8 starts, you would be tired of addressing inquiries from all quarters about the various job offer(s) you received. The Q&A sessions about campus recruitment gradually come to an end. You might delude yourself into thinking that you’re in the clear. But do not be fooled – that’s just the calm before the storm. GATE 201x is just around the corner.
The questions will keep coming… but by the end, you’ll hopefully walk away with an attitude that makes you brave enough to face anything life could possibly throw at you… That’s the beauty of getting a B.Tech degree in India!!! 😛
Edit – Granted, some people do ask these questions out of genuine concern. But like me, most engineering students won’t be in a state to appreciate that… This stuff freaks us out immensely and makes us want to run for the hills!
© 2016 Shweta Suresh. All rights reserved.
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Lol so true!”CAT? GATE? Placement?” I’m immune to all these queries now. 😀
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I guess, in a way, we have thank them for that immunity! LOL 😀
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I am sure the relatives are looking out for your well being. Albeit, apathetically.
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Yeah I considered that fact too. But you’ve got to admit… this is one of the most frustrating ways to do that, right?
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Yea I guess so..
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Nice article and it hit all the right notes!
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Thank you! 😁
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Okay. The starting. Disclaimer part. I can show you my drafts where I have saved the exact same thing. Shit. The day I post that post, please don’t think its been copied! I am against plagiarism.
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The same thing? Word for word!? That’s some coincidence, huh! When you get around to posting it, I won’t hold it against you.
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Not word to word but something very similar. Ok thanks!
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Haha.. The disclaimer is quite good :p and the ability to pop out during results is definitely true. Superb post 🙂
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Thank you! 😀
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Beautiful. You have got a wonderful content on this one. I can definitely relate to myself as a B.E. graduate. Scenarios are no different in Tamil Nadu. Looking forward to read more of your posts. Loved reading ur posts. Absolutely wonderful. Good Luck Shweta! 🙂
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I guess this applies to all undergrad students. Thank you for reading. Thanks a lot for sharing your thoughts. Keep reading 🙂
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My pleasure. For sure will keep reading. 🙂
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Very well written ! P.S- I am an engineer too 😉
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Thank you! Glad to find a fellow engineer here 😃
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Lol you made me laugh 😀 I m not a Btech student myself (guess I got lucky 😀 ) but I have many friends who are doing Btech who keep telling me the same things. Nice article Shweta.And thank you for following me 🙂
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Oh that’s good to know, Akshitha. Thanks for reading and returning the favour! 😁
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It was a pleasure 🙂
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Gosh! Agree with each and every point!!!
Although, I am giving my fourth sem exams right now.. I know every little thing said above is going to happen to me too. XP
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Oh thanks for reading! In that case Sakshi, I’m wishing you all the best in advance! 😀
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Thanks 😛
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Woah!! That’s accurate!
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😁
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Shweta, all the very best to you with your engineering studies!! Thank you for following my blog too 🙂
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Thank you so much, Jennifer. I am so glad I came across your blog today – Such inspiring content. Thanks for returning the favour and for taking the time to go through my posts. 🙂
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My pleasure Shweta 😊😊 and thanks again 😍
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😊
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wisely you narrated ur story with humour… good drafting.. keep it up.. waiting for more
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Thank you!
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Then I am grateful that I luckily ended up NOT taking a course in Engineering because I was placed in a college too far away from home. But frankly, I had long since understood that physics was beyond my realm of understanding. I have a life time to make up a convincing answer and let the world empathize about my Engineering-less wasted future!
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Hahaha! It’s not that bad but it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. (or filter coffee :P) Too far from home? Evide aayirunnu? Thanks for reading, my dear.
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So true! For me, for most I know it started even during the 12th grade.
What branch of engineering are you going to choose? chased me for months 😀
A witty and nostalgic description of colleges days. Well written 🙂
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Haha. It was the same here! I am glad you enjoyed this post. Thank you so much for reading. 🙂
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My pleasure 🙂
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